Pieces I wrote that live on other websites:

JEST.COM
"An open letter from a Mego Mighty Thor action figure"

EDGECURVE.COM
"Afterschoolspecialville"

SCENE MISSING MAGAZINE
"Interviews With Andres du Bouchet & Anthony DeVito"
(Mine is the second one)

Pieces I wrote that live on this website:

The answer is now.
You may have seen him stomping around in a late-night infomercial, yelling, sweating and pointing to the sky. Now self-help guru Barry Gibbons is here to tell you how to become you, only more so. CLICK HERE to get motivated.

Move over, "Small Wonder"!
Inspired by classic TV shows like "She's The Sheriff" and "The Colbys", I have written several treatments that I think will take the country by storm. People will be saying things like "I have never heard of American Idol or Survivor. Are they TV shows?" CLICK HERE to see the future of television.

From our "Spam is good" dept:
What happens when a West African con man unwittingly e-mails a wiseass from Brooklyn with too much time on his hands? CLICK HERE to find out.

Lights! Camera! Awesome!
There are so many movies out there, just waiting to swipe your hard-earned money and destroy your brain pan with hours upon hours of flickering crap. Luckily i've seen them all, and offer my reviews for your perusal. You're welcome! CLICK HERE to read about the latest releases. And by latest I mean pretty old by now.

Tweezers Up!
You 've seen them in magazines and the Sunday paper—ads for postage stamps featuring people you recognize, from countries you've never heard of. CLICK HERE but don't lick anything foreign.