From October '03 to June '06 I struck fear into the hearts of style-challenged C-listers everywhere as one of Us Weekly's FASHION POLICE. It was a lot of fun to do, except for images of Kelly Osbourne burned onto my retinas that I can never unsee. Although I've recently retired, I've been scanning the want ads for a Fashion Security Guard job at the mall.

Click on the Fashion Police logo to see some early samples.