Me in a bathrobe.
Sounds sexy right? It's not. But it is my new commercial for CarMax!

A Big Slice of Humble Pie.
I wrote this for ComedyNet.com's web series called "Bitch & Moan," which features New York comedians complaining, because that's what we do. I chose my last-ever-if-I-can-help-it performance appraisal as my topic of bile.

Natale A New York (Christmas in New York)
This is a scene I shot for a hit 2006 Italian comedy. I play a very enthusiastic doctor who insists on Heimliching the stuffing out of Italian star Christian De Sica, who is faking a choking attack so his friend can pretend to save him, thus keeping their various wives and girlfriends from meeting each other. You know, THAT old gambit. (Little does he know there's a table of doctors behind him who are only too eager to perform an emergency tracheotomy. Or at least try.)

Rescue Me (Season 4 Episode 1: "Babyface")
I play Lou's cousin Vito, who somehow managed to get his hands on a set of regulation NBA backboards, hoops, nets and balls. And he smells something funny.

Caesars Atlantic City commercial
This spot is called "Dessert." It's only 15 seconds long, so don't blink too much.

re:ORG
re:ORG is a heartbreaking tale of a bunch of poor saps who work in an office secretly run by evil aliens from outer space. (You know, just like yours.) This is the first episode, which is also the trailer, which is also the first episode. We hope to shoot more episodes real soon.

Clips of Clips
This clip is a clip of clips from some of the TV shows I've been on. They're basically me talking, but looking in different directions and wearing different shirts.

Late Night With Conan O'Brien
I was in a sketch on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Keep your eyes peeled for a swarthy bartender-type.

New York City — A Tourist's Dream
Here's a little comedy film I made way back in 2002. At the time, NYC was doing everything it could to get people to visit after 9/11, including a big ad campaign aimed at tourists. And as a native New Yorker, it's my job to make fun of things like that.

Stand-Up Comedy
Here's me performing at the Laugh Lounge in NYC in 2005. I still look exactly the same.