For three years in the mid-oughts I struck fear into the hearts of style-challenged C-listers everywhere as one of Us Weekly's FASHION POLICE. It was fun writing those jokes, except for those few images burned onto my retinas that I can never unsee.


Click on the Fashion Police logo to see some samples.

 
I wrote a bunch of video scripts for eco-website Riverwired.com. Click links to launch videos.


The Grammys Go Green

Adrien Grenier Tree-Hugs It Out

Prince Charles Is Not What He Seems

The Return of Knight Rider

Linkin Park Stays Green On The Go

 

Fake radio commercials for the tri-state area’s top fake personal injury attorneys.

Click on Tiny Thor to read a piece I wrote for ex-humor magazine Jest.

Here are a couple of satirical Holiday Letters I wrote and sent to friends and family. They are nowhere near as funny as the real ones actual people write and send to friends and family.


Holiday Letter #1


Holiday Letter #2

I write and do funny things; that much is clear. I’m also a creative consultant with many years in the advertising game. I create ad campaigns, commercials, media/web content, scripts, Tweeting, the list goes on! So when you’re done enjoying all the comedy below, check out my consulting site. I’m always up for new projects of any size, so feel free to get in touch.

Here are some comedy videos I wrote with my own two hands! Click links to launch videos.


Doritos Crash The Superbowl 2011 Entry - “Tiny Boyfriend”


2010 NYTVF PSA - “Motherhood”


2010 NYTVF PSA - “Reading”


2010 NYTVF PSA - “Outside”

I’m a contributing writer for humor site Drink At Work. Enjoy my very, very funny posts here.

I’m the official Twittererer for DOMO! Follow
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I post comedy pieces and satirical nonsense on my tumblr here.

Brevity is the soul of wit. (I just made that up.) Follow me on twitter; I’m on it way too much.